To the Leominster vandals

Dear assholes who decided to pull up Christmas decorations and steal stuff on my street:

We came home Sunday to find one of our spiral trees taken apart so it was just a pile of lights. We assumed it was weather-related until our neighbor told us their decorations were vandalized and ours were too. Maybe I'm just old, but I don't even get why that's cool. You're even stealing baby Jesus out of Christmas displays and a plastic reindeer from in front of a flower shop. Look, I grew up in a small town with not much to do, so I get the being bored thing. But are you really that bored? Really? Because I could find something for you to do. And if my neighbor, who's in the military and extremely pissed off, catches you? Trust me, he will find something for you to do. So just stop it.

Love and kisses,
Christine