Clay Aiken's bitch fight

Check this shit out.

I'm sure it went down like this:

"Clay, get yah big clodhoppers off my armrest."

"Excuuuuse me, honey, but you know what they say about men with big feet."

"Move your damn foot, Clay!"

"Talk to the fist, because the face is pissed!"

And it all went downhill from there.