My Thursday snark on celeb news

• In a Taylor-made AI finale (see what I did there?), Mr. Hicks was named American Idol last night. We decided to skip the bloated two hours and tune in at the end. We did catch Prince singing with his sexy twins. He's still so amazingly talented.
  
• I heard on the radio this morning that Mike Myers, who is divorcing his wife of 12 years, is finally playing for the other team full-time and that's why his marriage broke up. Da-yam.
  
• I am way too excited about the impending birth of baby Brangelina.

That is all.