Top 10 signs I've become, you know, mature and responsible
1) I spent an obscene amount of time with the Lowe's flyer last night, dogearing pages that contain things I want for my house and yard.
2) I puke on rides (see this HNT post for proof).
3) News like this upsets me.
4) Giving a landlord money every month seems borderline crazy.
5) I worry about my garden after all this rain.
6) I spent my scratch ticket winnings on curtains.
7) I'd like to stay at my job for awhile.
8) I have a crush on Hugh Laurie rather than some youngun.
9) I yell at my husband for not taking out the trash (see yesterday's post).
10) I bitch about the price of gas and the weather.
2) I puke on rides (see this HNT post for proof).
3) News like this upsets me.
4) Giving a landlord money every month seems borderline crazy.
5) I worry about my garden after all this rain.
6) I spent my scratch ticket winnings on curtains.
7) I'd like to stay at my job for awhile.
8) I have a crush on Hugh Laurie rather than some youngun.
9) I yell at my husband for not taking out the trash (see yesterday's post).
10) I bitch about the price of gas and the weather.
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