Na na na na na na na na na, Fitch-burg

One of the worst places to live in America, according to this author.

Back in 2000, M was seriously looking at a condo in Fitchburg, to the point of making an offer. I was set to move in with him once my lease in Waltham was up. I had a nightmare one night that he got the condo and I had to live there, and I called him and told him I couldn't live in Fitchburg. The condo deal wound up falling through anyway and we settled in Lemin-stah, but I still have little regard for the city. Sorry, any Fitchburgians.