What I did for love

God help me, but M convinced me to sit through the Larry the Cable Guy Christmas Spectacular last night on VH1. It included:

• A roast of Santa Claus (played by Norm himself, George Wendt), complete with Lisa Lampanelli, Jeffrey Ross and Flava Flav
  
  
• Performances by Tony Orlando (yes, that one) and Kid Rock (the latter of Rock N' Roll Jesus, which is pretty offensive on a Christmas special)
  
  
• The old visits from the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future (played by someone I didn't recognize, Penn Gillette and Carrot Top, respectively).

It was so bad it was good. Git R Done!

How long can I hold this over his head?