If I counted how many assholes I see on the way to work...
...I'd run out of fingers before I even got on the highway.
A sample from this morning:
Was coming out of a side street across from a gas station. Dude saw me coming out on the main street and gunned it out of the gas station onto the street ahead of me, looking at me all the time. He was a young dude in a truck, and you know what that means: He has a small dick and isn't too happy about it, so stay the hell away. So I didn't make the obscene hand gestures and honk like hell like I usually do. Dickhead. (Yes, I know I said I'd stop swearing, but there's something about driving that makes me curse.)
My neighbor has a mummy on her farmer's porch. So cool. Halloween is a very big deal in our neighborhood -- we get 100-plus kids and often run out of candy. And they are all nice kids, say please and thank you, and strictly observe my town's 6-to-8 rule. So I usually carve them a huge jack-o-lantern and decorate the hell out of my house.
So I'm having an issue with my mentee. She doesn't seem to want to go out with me anymore. I called her last night, and she was very noncommittal about going out. So I asked her if she wanted to reschedule, and she jumped on it. I haven't seen her in two weeks, and I'm supposed to see her for an hour a week. I'm not really sure what to do. Any suggestions are welcome. In the meantime, I'm going to email the mentor people and see if they have any insight.
Going to my bro's costume party tomorrow night. I don't have a costume. Maybe we'll go as a guy with lupus and bride of guy with lupus. ;) Sorry, lil' gallows humor.
A sample from this morning:
Was coming out of a side street across from a gas station. Dude saw me coming out on the main street and gunned it out of the gas station onto the street ahead of me, looking at me all the time. He was a young dude in a truck, and you know what that means: He has a small dick and isn't too happy about it, so stay the hell away. So I didn't make the obscene hand gestures and honk like hell like I usually do. Dickhead. (Yes, I know I said I'd stop swearing, but there's something about driving that makes me curse.)
My neighbor has a mummy on her farmer's porch. So cool. Halloween is a very big deal in our neighborhood -- we get 100-plus kids and often run out of candy. And they are all nice kids, say please and thank you, and strictly observe my town's 6-to-8 rule. So I usually carve them a huge jack-o-lantern and decorate the hell out of my house.
So I'm having an issue with my mentee. She doesn't seem to want to go out with me anymore. I called her last night, and she was very noncommittal about going out. So I asked her if she wanted to reschedule, and she jumped on it. I haven't seen her in two weeks, and I'm supposed to see her for an hour a week. I'm not really sure what to do. Any suggestions are welcome. In the meantime, I'm going to email the mentor people and see if they have any insight.
Going to my bro's costume party tomorrow night. I don't have a costume. Maybe we'll go as a guy with lupus and bride of guy with lupus. ;) Sorry, lil' gallows humor.
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