DOND model behavior

There was a two-hour Deal or No Deal last night where they got up close and personal with the eye candy who holds the cases, to be pointed at in that Howie way as he says, "Bambi, open the case." The show included a backstage look at what the models do to get ready, etc. Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall in the DOND dressing room? Well, I have the transcript of last night's audio:

Vixen, I'm soooooooooo fat. I ate an entire head of lettuce, and I gained HALF A POUND.

Quick, quick, go throw it up! A moment on the lips, forever on the...body.

Bambi, stop hogging the mirror.

Howie pointed at meeeeee. I want to run my hair over his bald head.

Candy, he's mar-ried, duuuh.

Yeah, but he winked at me, too.

That's an OCD twitch, you moron.

My arms really hurt from holding those cases.

He called me Delilah, but my name is Layla!

You get the picture.

Now you know all about the models.* Let's move on.

* Note: Any resemblance to actual models, living or dead, is purely coincidental.