You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin'

Here's my HNT secret of the day: I like to drive fast. In a related story, I have a lot of speeding tickets. So to slow my wayward ass down and save some money on car insurance in the process, this morning, while listening to Mr. Robert Plant asking some chick to shake for him, girl, since he wants to be her backdoor man, I set the cruise control on the Camry. I've never had cruise before, and I didn't think I really needed it, but man. Not only does it control your speed, but it gets you better gas mileage. I've been using the same tank all week and am less than halfway through it. So I'll be cruising as much as possible, not just on the highway.

On a related note: When Robert screamed Go away, heartbreakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I really thought I was going to drive off the road.