I am having a bad clothes day

1) I hate the outfit I'm wearing. I was running late, so I left it on, but it doesn't do anything for me. And I have boots on -- it's too hot for boots.

2) My hair is a mess.

3) When out and about at lunchtime, I felt a snap. Guess what: My underwire snapped right in the middle. Now I'm getting poked in the boob.

Calgon, take me away!