Who writes this crap?

Was driving in this morning and heard the Pussycat Dolls' latest, Loosen Up My Buttons. I want to know who thought to rhyme buttons with frontin'. Word.

In other crappy music news, I hear K-Fed's debut performance at the Teen Choice Awards went over like a fart in church. (There's a video of the actual performance there -- yeoww.) You know he sucks when Paula Abdul says so and that she feels sorry for Britney. Kevin, go live off your wife's money and crawl back under the rock you came from.

And Paula's not the only one giggling at him. Check out the hip-hop community's reaction.