What a turkey

C (calls M from the road): OK, I'm on my way home. (hears banging in the background) What are you doing?

M: Umm, nothing.

C: What are you doing?

M: Something you shouldn't know about.

C: Umm, are you wrapping my Christmas gifts?

M (pauses): No, I'm doing something you don't like.

C: Something I don't like?

M: Yeah. It starts with a T and ends in an urkey.

C: You're cooking another turkey, aren't you?

M: Ooops, there's noise on the line...gotta go (click).