Oh, Britney

Is she losing her mind? First she married K-Fed, then she divorces him, then she hangs out with Paris Hilton, then she shaves her head. Will this train wreck ever stop? I mean, women often get a new haircut after a breakup as a way of starting over. But a haircut. Not a close shave.

I've been listening to Christina Aguilera's album a lot this weekend. You know, Christina, who just WON A GRAMMY. As sports columnist Bill Simmons said, Britney may have won the battle, but Christina won the war.