In this season of rebirth

Here are five cliches I try to live my life by:

• It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
• Never complain, never explain.
• Regret and self-pity are both wastes of time.
• Some things are just not your problem.
• You should never feel bad about the way you feel about someone.

And on that feel-good note, happy Easter!