Don't go breaking my heart

So M checked the Verizon Web site today for the millionth time today to see if our phone number is eligible for DSL. (Some of Leominster gets it; our neck of the woods historically does not.) Guess what? The Web site says we can order. So M excitedly ordered and emailed me that we are joining the 21st century and dumping dialup.

Silly me got all excited.

About an hour later, he got an email that DSL may not be available in our area and they may have been premature. I felt my heart shatter. Damn you, Verizon. South Leominster needs DSL.