Wendy's, why do you disappoint me?

I took a ride over to the local Wendy's to get a salad. My favorite, the Mandarin chicken salad, which comes with sesame dressing, almonds and noodles. I waited in a mega-long line and finally got my food, speeding away.

Well, when I got back to my desk, all that was in the bag was a salad. No almonds. No crunchy noodles. No dressing. Not even silverware. Do you know how gross a dry salad is? I ate as much as I could, but then I had to pitch it. That was a waste.