Scenes from my Yahoo! bulk mail folder

On my Yahoo! mail, I've set it up so spam goes to a bulk mail folder. I usually delete it sight unseen, but every once in a while someone will tell me they emailed me and it went through, but I didn't receive it -- come to find out it went to the bulk mail folder. So every once in a while, I take a quick scroll through my folder to make sure there aren't any emails from legit people (although the spammers are getting more creative, and some email subject lines look like they could be from friends). Here are some of my current favorites:

• Complimentary Year Supply of Pringles (holy crap! where do I sign up?)
  
• Meet horny locals (as opposed to horny foreigners?)
  
• Meds, no prior prescription needed (wow! sign me up for some OxyContin!)
  
• Over 30? Want to meet someone? We have the answer. (yeah, because everyone knows if you haven't met someone by the time you're 30, you're doomed to be single forever. bullshit)
  
• seeing more hair in the shower? (isn't that a personal question?)
  
• Mature MILF action! Check it out! The hottest here! (this one cracked me up, because yesterday I had to explain, in office-appropriate language, what a MILF is to a coworker in his 50s. i didn't know what a MILF was myself until about a year ago, when M told me about one he knew.)
  

I'm sure I'm going to get lots of Googlers who are searching for these terms, and to them I say: Hey there! Pull up a chair! Stay awhile! We have lots of fun here at Overthink. Ride the mood swings and hang ten!

In other news, today is supposed to be gorgeous here -- about 80 degrees and little humidity. Perhaps M and I will finally put the vinyl top on our Namco gazebo. And on a side note, we have spent much too much money at that store this summer between pool supplies and stuff for our yard. But tomorrow they are opening a Target here. I am too excited for words. A new place for me to part with my paycheck. Rock on!