Rocking the House
Man, I love House. Hugh Laurie is the man. The lines he comes up with? Priceless. The two best from last night:
1) House (to Foreman, who's black and trying to write on the board): They call it a white board for a reason. Not my rules.
Foreman: Do you think I could have that black marker?
2) Teenage boy, who just found out the penicillin he took may have been transmitted to his girlfriend through sex and given her an allergic reaction: It can go through your, umm, stuff?
House: Sure. There's an admin here, and whenever she gets a cold, she gives me the prescription. (winks).
Cameron got a good line in for once, too:
Same teenage boy: I need a semen sample? What do I do?
Cameron: Point and shoot.
(she and Chase, who she slept with a few episodes ago, are waiting for boy to come out of the bathroom)
Cameron (to Chase): You should have given the sample. We'd be done by now.
Oh, snap! You got told!
1) House (to Foreman, who's black and trying to write on the board): They call it a white board for a reason. Not my rules.
Foreman: Do you think I could have that black marker?
2) Teenage boy, who just found out the penicillin he took may have been transmitted to his girlfriend through sex and given her an allergic reaction: It can go through your, umm, stuff?
House: Sure. There's an admin here, and whenever she gets a cold, she gives me the prescription. (winks).
Cameron got a good line in for once, too:
Same teenage boy: I need a semen sample? What do I do?
Cameron: Point and shoot.
(she and Chase, who she slept with a few episodes ago, are waiting for boy to come out of the bathroom)
Cameron (to Chase): You should have given the sample. We'd be done by now.
Oh, snap! You got told!
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