Two top 5 lists

I love top 5 lists. They distill information into a fun, easy-to-read format.

So according to Loren and Wally, here are the top 5 things a wife tries to change about her husband after marriage and my reality check:

• The way they dress. (Absolutely, and I like to think it's for the better. One of the DJs said to the other: "You've resisted your wife's efforts well.")
• What they eat. (Always bugging M to eat healthy -- ought to take my own advice, especially after watching this last night.)
• Their friends. (Not so much -- I like M's friends.)
• Their hobbies. (I have no problem with M's hobbies, but I would support him finding new ones as he likes.)

And the No. 1 agent of change:

• Their bad habits. (Absolutely.)

As for that other top 5 list, here are 5 songs that if you know me offline, you'd be very surprised I like, in no particular order:

• Feed My Frankenstein, Alice Cooper
• Gimme All Your Lovin', ZZ Top
• Enter Sandman, Metallica
• Black Cat, Janet Jackson
• Shitlist, L7