Another celebrity toker: George Michael

You know, George is one of my favorite male singers. I think he's mad talented. But he can't seem to keep his name out of the paper -- and it's almost never for anything good. George, just go back to writing and singing some good tunes and stop:

• Fooling around with guys in public bathrooms
• Getting arrested for drugs
• Attacking the US in song (AKA Shoot the Dog)
• Fighting with Elton John (but they supposedly made up)