The sweepest day

Sox: Win the World Series in four. My boyfriend Papelbon throws the last pitch and then promptly loses his shit. As does the rest of Boston (and about 40 miles west in Leominster). Those Rockies didn't know what hit them.

Pats: Blow out the Redskins 52 to 7. As spectacular as their play was, it got to a point where a) I was embarrassed for the 'Skins and their fans and b) I was starting to get offended by the blatant score runup.

Still, it's a good Monday. For once.