My top 5 totally inappropriate but hilarious movie quotes

"People who speak in metaphors can shampoo my crotch." -- Jack Nicholson, As Good as It Gets

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." -- Mr. Garrison, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

"We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's OK, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble." -- Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"Excuse me while I whip this out." -- Bart, Blazing Saddles

"See if you can guess what I am now. [puts mashed potatoes in his mouth, chews it, hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out] I'm a zit. Get it?" -- Bluto, Animal House