Ten things I hate about you all

No, not you, my wonderful, wonderful readers. (Don't hit back on your browser, just stay awhile.) I stole this from Robin, Ms. 30 Days of DO. It's 10 things you wish you could say to people in your life but can't. I found it very therapeutic. And like Robin says, any resemblance to you is purely coincidental.

1) When you openly fawn over him, it does shit for my self-esteem.

2) Not every conversation needs to be turned back to you. I need to talk too.

3) Sweetie, being hot will only get you so far. Work on how you come off to other people, because it isn’t always well. And your feigning ignorance is getting lame.

4) Your husband lied to you outrageously to cover his own ass, but you’ll never believe me, so I'm not going to waste my breath telling you.

5) I love you to death, but I can’t stand your husband. I think he is a waste, and he drags you down with him. And I don’t trust him at all.

6) I have a mental illness called depression. I treat it aggressively, unlike some people. I am not crazy. Stop acting like it’s a weakness.

7) You are incredibly selfish and spoiled.

8) You are incredibly full of yourself, and even though you are brilliant and amazing, it’s a huge turn-off.

9) You could find someone if you just tried, but you don't do anything.

10) I got tired of your bullshit and childishness, so I broke off the friendship. I do miss you sometimes, though.