This is self-indulgent, but what the hell — the whole idea of a blog is self-indulgent, anyway.

Here's a glossary of Christine-isms:

Fuckola Usually used as an expletive in the office.

Oy gevalt A sound of exasperation

I'm not fucking around here... Usually used to express aggravation and frustration.

It's just normal and natural Used when another female expresses feelings or thoughts about something.

Fungool An Italian expletive

Oh, jeez Someone has done something outrageous.

Don't give me an attitude Self-explanatory.

I don't want that Usually said in retort to something M is making for dinner.

Ass! Used as a joking name for M

I've gotta get something to eat Begins at about noon at work, and continues for at least two hours before I pull myself away to have lunch.

How ARE ya? Used with a big shit-eating grin.