It's snowing like a mother here, and being a Saturday, I love it.
I slept until noon today while M went out to do errands before the storm hit. He came home at about quarter to noon and woke me up. I hate sleeping that late, but I do believe your body takes what it needs. We took down the tree (boooo) and I cleaned up a bit. Now I've got a million candles burning and a fire roaring away in the fireplace. Mr. Plow has come by a bunch of times. I think someone complained -- our street is not well taken care of.
Last night we read The Smoking Gun about this Michael Jackson business. TSG got sealed court records and wrote a story about the allegations, including that he liquored kids up with "Jesus juice" (white wine in a Diet Coke can) and jerked them off. He also made obscene phone calls from his private jet, including calling women up and asking, "Does your pussy stink?" (This has been the subject of M's mimicry all day, BTW.) Investigators said they found a lot of porn at his Neverland ranch. M says that he thinks Michael basically is mentally stuck as a preteen, and that when he was that age, having porno mags was the shit. I don't know what Michael's deal was, but being a child of the '80s, I remember when he was da bomb. It's sad to see his decline. At best, he needs serious psychiatric help; at worst, jail.
The other big thing yesterday was the Jennifer Aniston-Brad Pitt split. The tabloids have been circling like vultures waiting for this. In my humble opinion, they were almost TOO glamorous, ya know? Both were huge stars and I think the amount of ego in that couple doomed them. I'm a huge Friends fan, but I never got the whole "Jennifer Aniston is hot" thing. She's cute, but I think she needs a lot of makeup. Brad, on the other hand, is a serious piece of ass.
I slept until noon today while M went out to do errands before the storm hit. He came home at about quarter to noon and woke me up. I hate sleeping that late, but I do believe your body takes what it needs. We took down the tree (boooo) and I cleaned up a bit. Now I've got a million candles burning and a fire roaring away in the fireplace. Mr. Plow has come by a bunch of times. I think someone complained -- our street is not well taken care of.
Last night we read The Smoking Gun about this Michael Jackson business. TSG got sealed court records and wrote a story about the allegations, including that he liquored kids up with "Jesus juice" (white wine in a Diet Coke can) and jerked them off. He also made obscene phone calls from his private jet, including calling women up and asking, "Does your pussy stink?" (This has been the subject of M's mimicry all day, BTW.) Investigators said they found a lot of porn at his Neverland ranch. M says that he thinks Michael basically is mentally stuck as a preteen, and that when he was that age, having porno mags was the shit. I don't know what Michael's deal was, but being a child of the '80s, I remember when he was da bomb. It's sad to see his decline. At best, he needs serious psychiatric help; at worst, jail.
The other big thing yesterday was the Jennifer Aniston-Brad Pitt split. The tabloids have been circling like vultures waiting for this. In my humble opinion, they were almost TOO glamorous, ya know? Both were huge stars and I think the amount of ego in that couple doomed them. I'm a huge Friends fan, but I never got the whole "Jennifer Aniston is hot" thing. She's cute, but I think she needs a lot of makeup. Brad, on the other hand, is a serious piece of ass.
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